Okay, okay, we're not claiming to be John Mulaney or Hannah Berner, but sometimes you just need a funny joke up your sleeve. Maybe a first date just got a bit awkward and you need a classic dad ...

But the numbers don't lie—our approval ratings are at historic lows, and it's time for the party to face the reality of the situation: we're not funny, we're uptight dorks. We weren't always dorks.