Prince Andrew has ... The Duke still clings to his corner in this file image old image. We're sure it will be prised off in due course. For now, the Grand old Duke of York is both up and down.

Oh, the Grand Old Duke of York. He had ten thousand men. He marched them up to the top of the hill. And he marched them down again. And when they were up, they were up. And when they were down ...

Oh, the Grand old Duke of York He had ten thousand men He MARCHED ... Using arms and hands to show that the soldiers are UP and DOWN. Story - Prince Vince, the right royal pickle Once upon a ...