To be fair, you certainly get bang for your buck, though I did opt for some extras (at a cost), such as an ice bath (£125), Thai massage (£140) and brain-boosting transcranial electrical stimulation ...

This roast vegetable hummus is flavoured with cumin and topped with a zesty zhoug, more roasted vegetables and served with baked chapatis. This easy meal for two costs just over £1 per portion.