They’re then repelled by the accompanying ad campaign, which includes a bottle-shaped mascot named Mrs. Moist, imagery with copy reading “So Moist!” and a particularly unimaginative jingle. Along with ...

“At three, these legs are unstoppable,” says Dove in its Super Bowl 59 ad which shows a carefree little girl giggling and running. “At 14 she’ll think they’re unbearable.” It’s a gut ...