Seven years ago, on another clear and cold February afternoon, Jason Kelce wore a Mummers outfit, and, well-lubricated with anti-inhibition juice, for slightly less than six minutes, he spewed forgivable profanities in the most memorable speech Pennsylvania has heard since Gettysburg.

Jason Kelce delivered a masterpiece at the Eagles' first Super Bowl parade. Why it matters: Kelce's speech set the oratorical bar for this moment — and he donned full Mummers regalia for the team's 2018 bash to boot.