Why a plank? Well, for one, it fits the pirate theme. When plugged into the Bus Pirate, the expansions also look a bit like a plank hanging out over the side of a pirate ship. As an example ...

As formerly demonstrated by stars like Charli XCX and Kylie Jenner, there’s a way to do pirate dressing that won’t get you sent down the plank ... thinking of pirate shirts, Williams took ...